3.My bladder. I honestly could not decide which to deal with first. At length, my bladder made the decision for me. It threatened to let go immediately, and I had to convince it to wait two more minutes so I could get to a restroom. I commenced a power dive (which really didn’t help matters), touched down in front of a Jim Dandy Market and made a beeline for the back area, where the restroom sign was posted. ‘OUT OF ORDER.’ ‘What?’ I asked. ‘OUT OF ORDER,’ said the sign on the Men’s room door. ‘Go anyway!’ said my bladder. ‘OUT OF ORDER!’ said the sign a little more forcefully. ‘Women’s room,’ said my bladder, ‘no one will know.’ ‘But it’s a WOMEN’S room,’ said a rather unreasonable part of my subconscious. ‘Okay,’ said my bladder, ‘we’ll just go out here in front of the Chee-tos™!’ ‘Women’s room!’ I said firmly, and barged in. My business being completed, I made my egress from the convenience store. One of the employees behind the counter called out for me to ‘Have a Jim Dandy Day!’. She grinned and wrested herself free, digging into her handbag for the key. He grinned and followed her in. ‘Where’s Elizabeth?’ ‘She’s meeting her partner for lunch.’ ‘Her partner, I didn’t know she had a guy?’ ‘Girl.’ ‘Pardon?’ ‘Her partner is a girl, her names Perdy and she’s stunning.’ ‘Are you saying Elizabeth is gay, she’s a…’ ‘Lesbian, yes I am. Oh! and everyone calls me Lizzy now Harry, so you might as well too. Hi Mum’ Harry turned and saw two stunning willowy blondes walking in. He stared in fascination, as Susan smiled and raised a hand. ‘Wow, look at you, wow. Just wow. Well introduce me to Perdy then?’ Harry walked over to the taller girl and stretched his hand out. Her blue eyes sparkling and her grin broadening she appraised him thoughtfully. ‘Ah! you must be Harrytheshit, if I’m not mistaken,’ she said as she held her hand out. ‘Absolutely correct,’ he said grinning and pumping her hand vigorously. He turned to Lizzy and moved his arms wider, hoping for an embrace..
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